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Saturday, February 11, 2006

Check it out, this is what my darling score , hahaha

the PERFECT WIFE
76 sex machine, 77 considerate
You rock! NO One should be trying to tell you how to run your marriage. Looks to Me like you know what you are doing. You will make any man happy and yourself even happier.



My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 50% on variable 1
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 50% on variable 2
Link: The Which Wife are You Test written by GreekMom on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Friday, February 10, 2006

The Which X-Man Are You Test












CYCLOPS!!!

Holy crap! You are:

Most of the civilized world will call you a pussy. They're right. You play it safe everytime, and have no problem with ordering others to their deaths while you take all the glory. You also get everything you want, because, even though you are a dickhead, you're really fucking smart. Famous Cyclopses include: Adolf Hitler, Osama bin Laden, and Paul Walker
















My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 5% on Mutations




Link: The Which X-Man Are You Test written by alexium on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

The True Love Test












Soulmates!!!

Congratulations! You scored 81!

You have successfully knitted your soul to the individual you are with!! You are truly in love! It is a great place to be, but just remember not to take your lover for granted. He or she is counting on your devotion and commitment!
















My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 43% on passionpoints




Link: The True Love Test written by lizard_queen on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test












Skinny and Sexy

Raw score: 25% Big Breasts, 36% Big Ass, and 52% Cute!









Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, smaller asses, and sexier composure than others who've taken the test.



Note that you scored low on both breast and ass size. This means you appreciate thinner, harder bodies. You are most likely to appreciate a super-model. Relatively, you are less attracted to round, soft, sloppy women.



My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sluttier look. Kudos!



Recommended Celebrities: Kate Moss and Kate Moss, but 'em post-coke-binge for a cheaper date.
















My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 7% on tit-size
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 24% on ass-size
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 28% on cuteness




Link: The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test written by chicken_pot_pie on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Sunday, February 05, 2006

CNY trip

YEAH, chinese new year is finally here~! time to go back hometown, IPOH, and what you get? JAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


This is my Grandfather's house porch, a lot ofhanging plants, contributing to protecting the ozone layer


His small pond where he keep all his expensive japan goldfish i dono what is that


My wife's nieces, aren't they CUTEeeeeeeeeeee


Lata Kinjang waterfall, VERY SYOK, visited there with my wife and bro


tomorrow start work again, sigh, very sien when think of work, stress stress

No String Attached

Is it alright to have sex with a complete stranger? Is it alright to have sex with other people although you're going out with others? Is it alright to even have sex even before marriage? I dono, you tell me... for me sex is more than a pleasure, it's something sacred only for a person which is ur spouse, the world has changed...

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Cupid Test, kekeke

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore

Random Brutal Sex Master
While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.




ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet


Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
My profile name: jerkonism

Fuyo, i'm safe from pervert world, hahaha












mild

You scored 13% Ecchi!

your slow turn to the dark side has begun!

your colection is mainly harmless but we have noticed your repeated late night toilet trips after watching some of your more questionable shows
















My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 1% on Ecchi




Link: The Anime Fetish Test written by Professor_H on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Monday, January 30, 2006

Racist Propaganda Article in Utusan Malaysia

Tanda tanya....

Salah satu sepanduk ucapan Gong Xi Fa Cai di Jalan Duta, Kuala Lumpur yang menimbulkan tanda tanya orang ramai.

RAMAI mungkin tertanya-tanya apakah makna isi kandungan sepanduk yang kini dipasang di tiang-tiang lampu jalan-jalan utama di ibu negara ini.

Ini kerana ia turut menampilkan wajah Perdana Menteri, Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi dan pemimpin parti komponen Barisan Nasional (BN) Wilayah Persekutuan Kuala Lumpur.

Sebenarnya isi kandungannya ialah kata ucapan Selamat Tahun Baru Cina atau yang biasa ditulis dalam ejaan rumi sebagai `Gong Xi Fa Cai'.

Alangkah lebih elok jika ucapan itu turut ditulis dalam bahasa kebangsaan yang dapat difahami oleh semua orang dan telah diguna pakai sejak zaman berzaman.


Yes. According to the Most Racist Newspaper in Malaysia © ®, Utusan Malaysia. Being scarce of political figures to plot for career suicides, these imbeciles are now being so xenophobic and insecure of words in Chinese; questioned why the CNY banners along the road were in Chinese. Isn't it obvious what the banners are trying to tell, that the 29th of January is coming soon and there are oranges portrayed in them? Probably they might have thought that those are another 'memorandum' to topple down the figures as shown at the top of the banner.

Here's my message to them:

Hello, Abang Utusan Malaysia. Tolonglah sikit. Negara Malaysia ini berbilang kaum. Hang sorang tak paham Cina tak semestinya semua orang tak paham. Kalo betui-betui tak paham pun, susah sangat ke tanya orang yang paham? Ader limau, warna merah dan satu perayaan pada 29 Jan akan datang; aper lagi sepanduk tu nak kater? Sepanduk bahasa Cina ni tak semestinya bermaksud kata nak bunuh hang. 'Malu bertanya sesat jalan', paham? Jangan pakai main syak wasangka jer!

Berzaman-zaman? Yerke? Kalo hang pandai guna internet, carilah Wikipedia. Tengoklah aper bahasa yang diguna berzaman-zaman dan aper bahasa yang paling ramai orang guna. Negara Omputeh yang berkobar-kobar dengan bahasa penjajah tu sekarang pun berkejar-kejar nak belajar Mandarin. Skolah Omputeh kat negara bekas penjajah kiter tu pun nak tawar Mandarin.

Kalo takde benda nak lapor, laporlah maner longkang sumbat ker atau Big Foot kat maner. Tolonglah bersikap rasional sikit. Jangan macam katak di bawah tempurung.



I think their next headline would be "Haramkan Penerbitan Cina: Orang Ramai Tak Faham Kandungan"...

p.s. Personally I am NOT Chinese-educated and also get frustrated not understanding what some signs or menus are telling me. The same goes for Tamil or Arabic words. But common sense will tell me that if I see some Tamil words in a sign and there's people eating there, that'll be an Indian restaurant. Or would I question if I see some Arabic words in a food product? The same goes for the foreign languages in the signs around Europe where I went backpacking. Did I get lost or being kidnapped? It all comes to common sense and not to defend any race here.

*taken from http://howsy.blogspot.com/2006/01/racist-propaganda-article-in-utusan.html
i lazy to type since my opinion is same like his

Sunday, January 29, 2006

CNY

Gong xi fa chai everyone, just came back from my hometown ipoh, been eating non stop, something u just get to eat once per year, hehehe

the journey up is as printed on the newspaper, crazy jam

and u know what, on the road it's not mainly chinese, as i observe i give 6 out of 10 cars are bumis, only around 3 are chinese and 1 is indian. What the heck, everyone knows all chinese will rush back hometown for the dinner and still, some other people don't really get this into their thick head and they join in the traffic which makes everything worse

i really don understand, what does chinese new year gotta do with non chinese that they also have to rush back to homwtown? can't they just wait for another day, just one day later? does it hurt so much?

the resthouse has become the stresshouse due to the overflocking of people, toilets are jam and pack, thanks to some inconsiderate people, the situation got worse, they just don't know how to line up, there's this one bald guy with smart looking atire, cut the queue and ignore a kid which suppose to be the kids turn to use the urinal basin, shame on you

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Bottle Neck

Ever heard of what is call bottle neck? In case you don't know bottle neck is when 3 lanes become 1 lane which Malaysian road is so freaking bloody famous of.

There's a new elevated highway just only finish constructed a few months back and I think the highway purpose is truly 'stupid'
ok fine they have a 6 lane highway through and flow both direction which is good, it did curb the traffic jam problem but one thing that they never take in their stupid mind when they build it is the under passage

From 2 lane become 3 lane, then shrink to 2 lane then 1 lane, WTF, 3 LANES to 1 LANE~!!!

And today for I don't know what reason, they close up the main road, forcing all the cars to the bottle neck underpassage road, I was stuck in that place for 1 hour, no announcement earlier on road closure, no warning, no nothing, not even a single worker on sight, it's like they close the highway for fun, I find their management on road closure and maintenance very practically lousy, the main road can suddenly be closed during peak hours and no one knows what is the reason, well I guess if there's no VIP involve in the road closure, they won bother to announce it at all, typical of Malaysia TIDAK APA attitude which is stupid, how long are we going to be in this kind of attitude when all other 3rd world countries had begin their industrial revolution? IF we continue like this, we'll soon be left behind way far back

sigh, i also don't know what am i ranting here, just very unhappy with how Malaysian do their management

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Another day at work... Sigh

Last minute announcement is what my company does best, every single damn thing also last minute, even the things that they knew earlier they also won't announce if the event is not tomorrow so sick of it.

Well I was last minute called by my manager to replace a teacher in Jalan Davidxxx due to lack of teachers around and the school is so demanding by wanting very experienced teacher and reject the normal teacher our company provide, idiot school.

So here am I in the school, WTF, 48 students with 8 computers and 8 sets plus 1 faulty RCX?! WTH, controlling the class is insanely challenging without proper equipment, in case you don't know those equipment are managed by the marketing team people and I'm from the R&D side, so u know who screwed up.

At this kind of lousy performance, opening market like crazy without maintaining the market, I doubt the team will survive for long, keep on troubling me, I have to take time off from office to help her out in order to achieve a win:win situation, if weren't for my R&D team to support the marketing side, they long time plant their face in the toilet bowl already

Anyway the class is in horrible teaching condition, no centre focus for the students, overflooded with students, they should be splitted into 2 class but then the term 'save cost' comes in, just to save cost for a particular department, the team jeopardize the whole project

Sigh, I really hope that they know what they're doing

Monday, January 23, 2006

Damn you Microsoft

Woo, there am i happily working, creating the manuals for my new designed models, and suddenly CRASH, DAMN, my document crashed and corrupted, and it's my only reference copy, so argh, i have to start designing the template from scratch again, took me one whole day to get it done and it's only 90% finished but i gotta admit tho it looked better than the previous one. What a way to start a working week, sigh

thank you micro and soft

Better or Worse?

Last Saturday, crazy me suddenly think of taking bus to town instead of driving, thought that it would be somehow romantic going out without my car with my girl



Went out at 3pm and waited for the bus, waited waited and waited, me and my girl start playing silly games like paper rock scissor others while waiting, 1 damn hour of wait and the bus still not here, called my friend and ask about the bus service, thanks to him i got a new way to head to town, so i follow his advice

Reached Sungei Wang at around 4.30pm, shop till drop till around 8pm

OK, now go out to the normal bus stop which my area bus will stop... waited for another damn hour. NO BUS, only plenty of the stupid Rapid KL bus, 5 minutes wor, what cock idea is that, all buses are empty, the place they serve are stupid, i just want to wait for them to call this stupid plan off, in fact all plans made on public transport had never been good at all, stupid Malaysian thinking, it's either they have too much ballz to throw out money or they're just plain stupid. From what i've observe that day i would say that this plan is a failure even from the start, it's just dead right lame and stupid, trying to follow Singapore system eh, well, wait 10 more years lah, no brain, Singapore is Singapore and Malaysia is Malaysia, get it?



So back to the story, no bus for 1 damn hour, got pissed, board the Metro to bangkok bank and attempt to wait for another bus which will go to my area, another damn hour wasted, greatly pissed off, took the decision to take lrt straight, fed up and very disappointed with the so call effective bus service

When arrived at Terminal Putra, i never even bother to look at the Lrt feeder bus and just head to the taxi, shit, i rather throw my money into the taxi rather than wasting my freaking time waiting from some asshole who's taking their own sweet time.

I am never going to ride a bus anymore, at least for Malaysian Public Busses which cater to KL area, pure lame and stupid